Guys and Butts

Hey!  I just got back from the Bayview dance.  It was really fun!  There was this one guy that I saw and I thought he was really hot and me and Allie went up to him and we told him that, and he asked him how old he was.  He is so hot, he's really buff and everything else.  He's only in 7th grade, he's 13!  When he's a freshman, I'll be a senior!  His name is Ben.  I wonder how hot he'll be when he's in High School?  He's already way too hot for his age.  Anyway, he was dancing with us, and he slapped a 101.1 Bayview sticker to my butt.  

What is it with guys and butts?  Josh and Joey and Blake and Ben have all spanked my butt within the past year.  The music was so loud that my ears hurt and we were yelling so much to hear each other that I lost my voice.  I wonder if Jess knows that guy.  He's a little young for me, but I wouldn't mind hanging out with him.

**Editors Note: Hahaha.  Learning life lessons at a young age.  I got the typical loud-n-molesty nightclub experience, only with a skeevy 13 year old on steroids.  What is it with guys and butts?  And I sound way older than him but I was 15 here.  Too old but not creepy old.**